November 5, 2004 --
Here's the opening spread of the long awaited Vanity Fair piece on Page
Six, an "oral history" type deal. Kind of a snooze, mostly because
there's no JPS in it at all -- despite nine years of indentured servitude! -- and pugnacious Ian Spiegelman is only
quoted once, about Ben Affleck of all assholes. The real question is,
why the fuck is Tim McDarrah in the photo and not us? What a rip.
In any case, the Page Six crew will be celebrating with a bash at some
new joint in Soho Monday night. Don't even think of crashing.
