Paris Hilton: Cruelty to Animals

November 19, 2004 -- An advance copy of the December Vogue hit our desk the other day with this heinous new Paris Hilton Guess ad on the inside cover. Does PETA know about this? The dog looks absolutely horrified, as if begging someone to put it out of its misery, or worse, as if it’s being gassed by noxious fumes.

Imagine being stuffed between Paris' legs for hours while she preens and pouts for the camera-- sounds like what Rick Solomon went through, come to think of it. Guess has been heading downhill ever since this campaign kicked off, but this is an all-time low.

The question is not, "Can we afford you?" but "How much will it cost to make you go away?"

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