November 12, 2004 -- We
know Playboy isn't noted for its beautiful covers, but the new Denise
Richards issue is particularly hideous. Just because she's got the IQ
of a plastic Christmas tree doesn't mean you should dress her like one.
The pictures inside are marginally better, but the novelty of Denise
Richards nude wears off instantaneously.
We do however welcome the latest installment of the mag's "Sex In
Cinema" feature. This is a yearly roundup of all the naughty bits from
those flicks you could never be bothered to go and see. Perfect example
- Bertolucci's "The Dreamers". Got an "NC-17" rating, as we recall,
which piqued our interest.
Well, no need to even add it to your Netflix list; Playboy has pix of
the sex scenes. They've also got Ludivine Sagnier from "Swimming Pool"
– nice rack! Now that's the kinda service journalism poppa likes.
